HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION
When I was little I would always return to school at St. Mary's in Autumn and the nuns would make us write an essay on what we did that summer. Of course, because I was an onery little shit, I always made crap up, which is probably what started my love of writing.
So, since I am still onery but no longer little, I decided I would talk about my summer here, since I haven't posted in four weeks and only posted 11 times this summer. But this time I am not making any of it up.
I tried for 8 weeks to be a good husband while Cathy was recuperating from her surgery and so I was determined to do all the things she does on a daily basis. Of course, no one was doing my jobs for me. Yes, I know I am "supposed" to be retired and not have a job, but we all know that will never be my situation. So since a photo is worth a thousand words, I will show you a photo of my desk at the end of this period. I probably will also tell you the thousand words.

Yes, all of that mess on my desk is how much I am behind on.
Before this summer my daytime whine was "I have 30 emails in my inbox I didn't get to". Many members of my family, most in fact, are sick of hearing it and tell me to shut up and do them.
My nighttime whine was: "A nice Pinot or Malbec please". That part hasn't changed
Now I can't get the last 200 emails or so done. I had over 420 in my inbox a few days ago-I am actually feeling quite happy that I am down today to 257.
I have been thinking, meditating, talking and complaining about what changed that caused me to become so far behind? And I figured it out.
I call it "Airplane Withdrawal". After traveling out of town almost every week since 1970, I learned to use time on the airplanes, time waiting for airplanes, time eating alone in restaurants and time in hotel rooms to do all my business work. Take away that time and I am screwed which is what happened to me because I went 60 days without going on an airplane or out of town.
But boy did I learn a lot about what it takes to run a household. 743 loads of laundy later I actually began looking forward to sorting the colors, measuring the detergent and selecting the cycle.
743 loads of laundry became 743 loads in the dryer or 743 of those little sheets you put in with it to do something or other that was not clear to me. I always find it weird to discover one of those little sheets in my underwear when I am wearing it or having someone else point ou to me that one is stuck to the back of my shirt without my knowledge.
After the first six weeks of washing and drying the laundy, Cris, Landon and Wes came to see us. Cris went to use the dryer and went in to Cathy and said something like this: "I know Papi has been working hard trying to do the right thing, but I don't think he has ever cleaned the lint on the dryer and it is amazing the house did not burn down".
Cathy then asked me if I cleaned it regularly and I honestly replied: "What is a lint filter?"
I also learned that it is a lot more fun to fix nice meals once in a while than to have to do it every day.
I learned one evening that if you have an artificial knee (as in metal), you have to be careful how you pass a glass from one side of you to the other, as Cathy did before I took this photo of the result.
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That's right. She bumped the glass on her knee and it snapped in half. Actually, more than half as the word half suggests only two pieces.
So, in summary, I learned some valuable life lessons this summer:
1. Staying home and taking care of someone important to you is worth being behind on emails.
2. Dryers have lint filters.
3. I let some friends and colleagues down, especially Janice, by being so far behind on my emails and things others have asked me to do. That is completely unlike me and I feel bad about it, although not bad enough that I have caught up yet.
4. I like to make the things I cook look good more than I like to actually cook them.
5. To all of you who have sent me emails I didn't answer or who patiently go to my Blog every day and see nothing new is there, I want you to know I feel horrible about it.
6. To every woman of the world first, then for every mother of the world, then for every working mother of the world I have new found admiration. I have no idea on earth how you can keep a house clean, do the laundry, pay the bills, cook the meals, buy groceries and the billion other things. I know men are supposed to share, and a few do, but most don't. I salute all of you.
7. I love to fly anywhere even in today's screwed up airline industry because when I don't fly away, I cannot do what I have promised others I will do.
8. Proof of the above is why I am typing this post at 2:06 in the morning instead of sleeping.
So, a couple of weeks ago I was able to start flying again. I had a glorious trip to New York for a board meeting and the next week I had another sensational airline ride to Chicago for another board meeting and in two days I get to fly to Las Vegas so I can drive to
Kingman and see
Mom and then go to Phoenix for a family celebration as well as a nice function with
Freedom from Hunger.
I am starting to get back in the groove. Eventually I will catch up on the emails and all the other stuff I am behind on.
By the way, this is Janice (who many of you know):