THE GREEN FAIRY

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We are staying at the Cannizaro House in Wimbledon Village for a couple of weeks while we help Lee and Andrea with Finn. It is an old country Estate that was built 140 years ago by some Sicilian guy and has a long and deep history.
It is a classic English Inn that charges prices too high for those of us that earn our income in dollars, has a fabulous setting, a very nice staff and incredible grounds and gardens. It has rooms that remind me of the rooms at the
Roping Cowboy Motel my parents owned except they were six dollars a night. The Cannizaro oozes character so in exchange for the character you give up the amenities of a modern hotel. I am certain there are a lot of illicit "liaisons" that take place here along with a few permanent guests about the same age as the Inn itself.
I was not sure about it when we first arrived given the price but it sort of grows on you and I have now become quite enamored with it and have even booked it for when we are here in May.
My two favorite parts are coming down early in the morning and sitting (as I am doing right now) in the massive parlor while David, a 6 foot 5 inch guy in his 60's with long white hair, starts a fire in the enormous fireplace. David has sailed the Atlantic from here to the US many times in a small boat and is a very interesting guy. He does small errands for the Inn (lighting the fire, driving the van) for five hours a day five days a week.
Owen, the guy that seems to be in charge of the restaurant in the morning always says "Good morning, Mr. Thomas" as he brings me over a strong pot of coffee with a little creamer and a bowl of sugar lumps on a separate little plate. It is all quite British (except it is coffee instead of tea), quite magical for me and a wonderful way to sit alone and do emails or Blogs. They play wonderful mood music, often the Beatles, over the sound system and it is a great way to wake up.
My second favorite part of the hotel is every evening, after spending the day with Finn, Lee and Andrea, we come back to the Cannizaro from their apartment (5 minutes away)and do something that is totally out of character for us. We stop in their cozy bar and have a drink. It gives us a chance to catch up since with a two week old in the house, much of the time revolves around Finn which is just fine with us.
They have all of these beautiful old bottles of liquor and although I have not drank anything other than wine or an occasional beer in a very long time, I have been sampling different drinks every night as it feels so appropriate given the ambiance of the Inn.
The other night I saw this bottle with this brilliant lime green, almost iridescent liquid in it and thought it waved at me. I walked down and looked at it and saw it was The Green Fairy-
Absinthe. Not the Absinthe Substitute we have in the US but the real thing-pure, mind twisting, almost psychedelic absinthe.
The Green Fairy was all the rage in France in the late 19th century and if you were an artist sitting in a cafe in Paris, you were likely drinking Absinthe. Unfortunately, people drank too much, got drunk, did stupid things and it was concluded that the oils from the wormwood that it is made with made you truly crazy. A few people got murdered and some say that Van Gogh went mad after drinking too much Absinthe. So in 1912 the US made it illegal, a precursor I suppose to the Prohibition days and it was even made illegal in France a few years later.
MY HISTORY WITH ABSINTHEWhen we lived in New Orleans in the mid-70's we would spend time in the French Quarter and we would always meet our friends, including my friend Mike Newton the Dancing King, at The Old Absinthe House on Bourbon Street. I would always order either a Sazerac, the most hideous tasting drink known to man but a traditional New Orleans drink, or an Absinthe, made of course not with the real stuff, but with Absinthe Substitute since that was the only legal version you could get.
Advance forward 25 years. Around 1999, my friend Bill Robinson, who had lived in London many years ago, saw an article about resurgence in Eastern Europe of Absinthe. He kept saying how much he would like to get his hands on some. I searched the internet and found a place you could buy it and ordered two bottles. It was sort of a quasi legitimate Absinthe made in Bratislava or some other Eastern European country.
One night when we were living outside of New York, Bill and I drank one of the bottles with Bill drinking about 75% of it. We had reservations for brunch at a wonderful restaurant in Manhattan the next day and Bill couldn't eat a bite of his food he felt so bad. He just sat there thru the meal in a daze.
The next bottle went down on New Years Eve a couple of years later. We were staying at our home in Destin, Florida but were at Bobby and Cathy Jones's condo with them. Anytime you have anything to be sampled other than meat and you are with Bobby, things are going to happen.
I thought we should do it up in the traditional method, which is to take some ice and put it in a glass, take lumps of sugar in a spoon, hold the spoon over the ice filled glass and pour the Absinthe over the sugar and into the glass. We thought we would try this with a glass each and see what would happen.
It was quite a night and we must have had more than a glass since the next day the bottle was empty.
A year or two later Bill Robinson, who finally had gotten over his hangover, talked Andrea into bringing him a bottle of it back into the US when she returned from some trip. He failed to mention to her that it was illegal until she was back. I think Bill may still have some of it.
THE WIMBLEDON VILLAGE ABSINTHE EXPERIENCESo we now move forward to this week. The bartender at the Inn is from Poland(referred to as TPB below). I saw the bottle
OF REAL ABSINTHE waving at me. Finally I could try the pure, genuine thing. The conversation went like this:
Me: I'd like some Absinthe
TPB: You must be kidding.
Me: No
TPB: Do you know what it is?
Me: Of course (with my haughtiest, worldly air)
TPB: It is 17% alcohol
Me: I know (I didn't but I told Cathy that was only 3-4% more than her glass of wine)
TPB: The Russians (who have most of the wealth in London) drink it as shots. Do you want to do that?
Me: No. I want it on the Rocks.
TPB: On the rocks? Are you sure? (with a weird look on his face)
Me: Yes, I am sure.
TPB: I am from Poland and in Poland we make Absinthe. It is not as good as this and is only 40% alcohol. You need to mix it with water. (I failed to note that he had said "only" 40%).
Me: Bring it on. On the rocks.
So he pours about 2/3 of a glass full over ice.
The rest of the evening is less clear. Cathy sipped her wine and I sipped my real Absinthe, feeling so happy and so worldly to be drinking the real stuff.
Sometime later, I came to the realization that he did not say 17% alcohol as I had originally thought but he had said 70% alcohol, but I was too far down the road at this point. I realized it shortly after becoming anxious when I looked up at Cathy and thought she was seasick as her skin was the color of the green felt on a billiard table.
Then I saw her glasses and hair were the same color which was odd since everything in the room was now that color.
I even wondered for a moment if I was becoming a famous painter like Monet. I had this vision of me leaving my studio on Rue Montard in Paris, my beret perched jauntily at an angle, my smock covered with the pastel splotches of an Impressionist's palate, as I descended down to the local bar at 9am for a Cafe avec Pastis and a Croissant du Chocolat while American tourists were pestering me for my autograph.
It is hard telling what I said to Cathy that evening. I probably promised I was going to travel less, not go on any more Boards and retire next week. She was kind enough not to record anything.
THE NEXT DAYI noticed the green hue to everything was beginning to dissipate as we took Finn on his first train ride and Tube ride to the
Borough Market near the site of the old London Bridge, which in an unusual coincidence was sold to a guy named McCollough in the 60's and moved near my home town of Kingman, Arizona. I think Mr. McCollough had consumed a little too much Absinthe the night before. He actually bought the London Bridge, dismantled it, shipped it to Arizona and rebuilt it in the middle of the desert at a place that was then called Site Six where no one lived. He then built the city of Lake Havasu, Arizona around the bridge. But I digress.
This market is the oldest food market in London, going back to something like 170 BC or so. It has also been voted the best food experience by the readers of one of the local papers. I agree.
And we were headed there with Finn to do two things. The first was to buy sandwiches made of chorizo cooked on an open fire and served on a little ciabatta roll with Arugula (or Rocket as it is called here), olive oil and roasted red peppers. Andrea and Lee swore they were mind-blowingly good. They were. Probably the best sandwich I have ever had. Period.
The second reason we were going there was because they had a Spanish food store that we thought may have some of the prized and hard to find Jamón Jabugo, the highest grade of Jamón from Spain. Of course at about $130 a pound when you can find it, we were only going to have a few slices but it seemed appropriate that at 11 days of age, it was time to take Finn on his first ham hunt.
I have only had Jabugo a few times and have always heard that the top producer for Jabugo is a guy called Joselito (Little Joe)who makes it in such limited quantities, and it is so outrageously expensive that 90% of his ham goes to the famous
El Bullirestaurant in the little town of Cala Montjoi Spain. Ferran Adriá, the owner and head chef, is considered in most gourmet circles to be the best chef in the world. El Bulli has been named the world’s best restaurant many different years so it is no surprise that he gets almost all of the Joselito Jabugo ham produced.
So while Lee was ordering the chorizo sandwiches outside, I wandered into the Spanish store and began trembling and shaking all over. I thought it was from the Green Fairy but realized it was because they had Joselito. It was the first time I had ever encountered it and my palms were sweating profusely and my ankles were swelling.
Without thinking through the cost (a leftover effect of The Green Fairy no doubt) I ordered 300 grams to take home. I realized I had drool running down my chin as I watched him lovingly and carefully hand slice every single gram. He said to me "Verdaderamente, conoces el jamón", as I stammered "¡Como no hombre!" I think every cell in my entire body was twitching in anticipation.
We took it home and opened up the lovingly wrapped package as soon as we arrived.
Now, this posting is about my experience with the authentic Green Fairy and what it does to you.
Well, I learned that when you drink it the night before, and then discover a ham you have been lusting after for 20 plus years, strange things can happen.
Yes, that is Jamón Jabugo de Joselito. Note the grease from it on my thumbIn closing, as I considered whether or not I should post this photo, I commented that it took a lot of self confidence for someone to put a photo like this of themselves on the Internet. My wife pointed out that it has nothing to do with self-confidence but it more a function of mental capacity or some such suggestion.